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Your Essential Emoji Phrasebook for Art Basel 2016

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Your Essential Emoji Phrasebook for Art Basel 2016
Right to left: Larry Gagosian, Jeff Koons, and a big sack of money.

It’s should come as no surprise that art world players can communicate just as well with pictures as with words.

The time-pressed dealers, collectors, curators, and others gathered in Basel this week will be able to swap all the news, the gossip and even the sales of the fairs in a smart-phone pictorial shorthand, i.e., emojis. (Indeed, some artists seem to have their own emojis.)

Here’s how to speak the language, and some common phrases you may need, especially if Leo (DiCaprio, that is) got a hold on your Rob Pruitt—or you need to find the Tolga party, fast.

 

arrive

I just got off the overnight flight to Switzerland—I need a bath and a drink.

christmas morning

Look at those collectors run! They’re like kids on Christmas morning.

hirst

Should I get Hirst's pills, Hirst's dots, or Hirst's skulls? 

ass

How did THAT ass get a V.I.P. card!?

artists

I can’t believe Larry and David brought Ruscha, Thiebaud, Murakami, AND Oldenburg to the fair! 

dahn vo

I just sold a Danh Vo for an obscene amount of money.

leo

Leonardo DiCaprio put a hold on my Pruitt, but now I can’t find him!

investment

I predict prices for this emerging artist will go up, which makes this a very good investment.

 

 

jordan wolfson

Oh no! A Jordan Wolfson robot sculpture just exploded and now my booth is on fire!

 

 

tolga party

Where is the Tolga party tonight?

 

 

albers

This Albers will look great in my château.

 

 

pink

 

Yeah! It’s Adele and Eva.

 

 

johns

I just asked how much that Jasper Johns costs...

 

 

ubs

Don't worry, I can get us into the UBS Lounge.

 

 

bad

I have to say, I don't love everything I'm seeing here.

 

 

euros

Tell them it’s in Euros and see if they bite.

 

 

shoes

At the fair I wear flats by day, heels by night.

 

 

museum

Don’t miss the Katharina Fritsch show at the Schalauger!

 

 

get home

How am I going to get this massive marble sculpture home?

 

 

art handlers

Thank God for art handlers.

 

 

great fair

Great fair! See you in Miami!

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